Tag: constipation
Why Guy Gangs Can but Shouldn’t Exist(on Twitter)
by anirudhasher on Jun.18, 2009, under Not So General
There’s a very interesting phenomena on Twitter right now, its that all like minded people and bots are congregating together to celebrate the similarities they share. Some of these collectives have pre-requisites that must be fulfilled before any person/bot is accepted as a member, and the last time I checked Charles Darwin’s 1809 New York best seller, “The Origin of Life”, it said that males humans could not be a part of this discovery! Male bots are gay anyway so it doesn’t matter.
Males of most (successful) species of animals are alpha, that means they don’t take no shit, that also means that we men will die alone without same sex friends at the end of our monogamic lives. This theory has been proven time and time again, it happened with KISS (the band, not the barrel of monkeys who painted their faces), Boyzone, Backstreet Boys, NSync last but not absolutely not the least Sonny n Cher. They all suffer from symptoms like heavy drug abuse, strong bouts of “head-swelling”, constant distortion of group formation and constipation from heavy opioid consumption. This is mother nature clearly nagging,” If you’re male and not macho, stop pissing here! It’s the Gene Pool for gods sake! Go find the kiddies pool, its the one that looks like a huge toilet bowl!”
One might think that the highly successful patchup of Indian Women online “Sunsilk Gang of Gurls” has been implemented onto twitter. But you’re clearly wrong,they’re actually the Justice League Girl Gang. As understood by many they discuss shoes, make-up, boys and other Weapons of Mass Delerium(for men). Massive psychological scarring and insomnia bear witness to the morbidity and the power of these WMD’s. This is a plausible explanation as it has been proven by a certain communications professor of mine that women are more social than men. Why not? We men like to be short and sweet, so what if we substitute monosyllabic sounds and grunts for sentences?
Commendations: Thanks to suddentwilight for the tip off on the dangerous behaviour of the Notorious “Girl Gang”, you are a brave girl!
(No sexist braincells were harmed while writing this article. To be taken with a pinch of salt, and if that doesnt help follow with tequila. Repeat as necessary for best results.)
Update: After being tracked down by members of the Girl Gang and being tortured and told to remove this post, I am now going to persist and post their twitter handles here!
If I missed anyone, Interpol will surely get them…….
©Anirudh Asher,2009