Anirudh Asher's Blog

Its true! And I’ll need very little information and deductive logic to prove this. As of today, there have been enough attacks on students all over the world. This is not the same kind of assumption as the one made by Manny Singh, singing about developed nations being responsible for global economic metldown and globabl warming.

Yeah so the developed nations did have a headstart screwing the world over but it isn’t like the Indian Circus(I’m not calling it a government any more) were very far behind in the sodomization of our planet it’s resources and inhabitants.

A discovery that is far greater than that of the telephone and youtube has been “unearthed”(pun intended), that Currency Exchange Rates ar responsible for killing more Indian students worldwide than racism. Get your calculator or pinch one from your Mum’s purse and start tappity tapping away at it. A vegetarian burger meal at Nandu’s is $12 AUD in Australia. The current rate of exchange from the celestial Indian Rupee (INR) to the Ruddy AUD is a whopping Rs.40 to a Dollar. And I chose this place due it’s currency being weaker than the US, big mistake! For my international readers let me put across to them that “The World Bank estimates that 456 million Indians (42% of the total Indian population) now live under the global poverty line of $1.25 per day (PPP).” Wiki Those poor people live under one Aussie Dollar a day! Yes! and Nandu’s have the cojones to charge 12 AUD per veggie burger meal?

Alright, enough math, its causing my head to go under the poverty line. Lets take things to the next level, if India had a stronger currency, Indian students abroad might have had safer lives, not having to work for to pay off loans and those pounds of flesh that our families have put on the line. But the hardest, saddest and most painful truth of all is that if India had a stronger currency the millions of students abroad would not even have had to leave the motherland and the love of their families to seek a better education. If only quality Indian education would not be limited to those MOFO IIT’s and IIM’s. So what if you have a higher chance of getting in if you come from the scum of a caste system(that was abolished in 400BC?), so what if you have a higher chance of getting into Mumbai or Delhi University if you have a parent who’s of the Sindhi, Christian, Hindu, Sikh, Muslim, Martian Religion?

Dear Mr. Puppet Indian Prime Minister, you will not achieve the title of a developed nation for India by pushing the rich under the poverty line and giving quotas to those who are already hurting below the belt.

Stop Screwing the nation, stop quotas! Stop racism from hurting you’re countrymen! Unleash the friggin currency!

©Anirudh Asher,2009

I’m not too aware of why he said what he did but one believes that Sol Trujillo may single-handedly be responsible for the upcoming film World War 3 which is based on a real life story. “Australia is a racist and backward country” he said, it shocked a country and shook an entire continent.  This reaction from the ex-CEO of Australian Telecommunication giant Telstra may or may not have been caused by Kevin Rudd’s comment when asked about the CEO leaving quitting his post.

What did ol’ Kev do? What else? He said “Adios!” who might even deny knowing that Sol has Mexican roots. Good thing Ruddy didn’t add an “Amigos’ after his drink worthy comment.

Agreed so the man took $35 million dollars from the host country he was living and working in, but was it really necessary to call these people “Racist”.

I suppose it woke something up in the bogans who realised that “aliens” were arriving in boatloads and taking up their jobs which was a direct cause to the reduction in their free (alcohol) money from the Australian Government.

Thus started a search for easy targets. Hmm… who should drunk Aussies decide to target? Who else? Indians, (as Aussies who beat up some Chinese 4 years ago had all been murdered by the Chinese Triad mafia). Who’s desperate for money, work their way through their education, often take up jobs through the night and come from the land of Gandhi? Indians of course. Hell those mullets would mug an Indian horse if they saw one walking around on the streets after 11!

So Indian students start being attacked more and more, and as the attacks increase there are reports being sent to the mindless Indian News Media which love to broadcast anything, even if it looks like a monkey dressed in a thong and a push up bra!

The parents of all the Indian students in Australia along with the Indian news media bring to the attention of our beloved Puppet Prime Minister Manmohan Singh, what’s going down in the land down under. Who on the suggestion of his dear Italian mommy spoke to the controversial Ruddy himself… “Please stop hitting our students.”  Manny pleaded. While in the land of Kangaroos some Indians stopped trams on the streets in Central Melbourne in protest. You’d be quite better off wearing a tshirt that says, “I hate Aussies!”  and parading around CBD.

This caught the attention of Australian news like a cheetah catches a stuffed deer! Now bogan (Stupid  and uneducated) caucasian thieves are roaming the streets targeting Indians who work till late. Faster way to get money? Sell a kidney, but whats the point if you’re kidney has been annihilated by heavy alcohol and drug abuse while staying at your Mum’s for the last 20years anyway?

As the world gets whacked by the economic death ray, lets hope racism doesn’t sting Indians and Aussies in the heart. Either way here’s a prophecy for you all-

If  India doesn’t call back all it’s Indians in the next two years, I’ll change my name to Sol Trujillo! ¡Adios amigos, yo tengo uno tequila!

Disclaimer: The author(thats me) has many Australian friends and in no way is terming all Aussies as bogans. Infact I know alot of them who are very sweet and polite people and have confessed of being made to feel awkward and ashamed by the horrid acts of a few. If I didn’t love this country and the (nicer) majority of its people I wouldn’t be here in the first place. Also I cannot say that the people who were attacked had no hand in their own downfall, it is possible that they may have forgotten that “While in Australia, do as the Aussies do” and thus have brought it upon themselves. Though such thoughts remain as trivial speculation that’s to be decided by the victims themselves. ¡Adios!

©Anirudh Asher, 2009.